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I guess I can see how Mom might have gone for him,back when she was in college. He was something of a Baldwin. But a PRINCE? Of a whole COUNTRY? I mean,I knew he was in politics, and of course I knew he had money-how many kids at my school have summer homes in France? Martha's Vineyard, maybe, but not France. So what I want to know is, if my dad's a prince, how come I have to learn Algebra? I mean, seriously.