Quotation
Once upon a time my life was normal.
Then the mirror in our basement ate us.
Do you think I’m joking? Do you think I’m making this up?
You do, don’t you?
You’re thinking, Um, Abby, mirrors don’t usually go ahead
and slurp people
up. Mirrors just hang on the wall and reflect
stuff.
Well, you’re wrong. So very WRONG.